He's Not Precocious, Really

Conversation at Sam's Club.

Me, "Sy, do you want a Sprite?"
Sy, "Do they have Coke?"
Me, "I don't see Coke but they have Fanta."
Sy, "Mom, do they have Coke?"
Me, "Oh, yes they do have Coke. But it's not Mexican Coke, it's just regular Coke."
Sy, "Okay."
I get the pizza, set it down, go fill the cup with Coke.
Sy takes a drink. "Mom, this is Coke."
Me, "Yes, that's what you wanted."
Sy, "No, I wanted Fanta."
Me, "I asked if you wanted Fanta and you asked for Coke so I got you Coke."
Sy, "I changed my mind."
Me, "You didn't tell me that you changed your mind."
Sy, "Mom, you need to get your ears checked because I told you I wanted to Fanta."
Me, "You obviously got your communication skills from your father. Just drink the Coke."